Archive for March, 2010

I love my kids.


2010
03.25

My kids! Zavien and Lorelei.

Monday is almost over. Hooray!


2010
03.22

Right.

Let’s get this out of the way.

Monday, you and me, we’ve never really gotten along. You keep turning up, uninvited, every week. You don’t bring anything to the table, aside from Anguish, Suffering, and Pain.

Will you kindly fuck off?!

I wonder if that would work. If a day of the week would just pack up its stuff, and leave? Probably not. Would be nice though.

Woke up this morning with a disgustingly swollen eye, and resounding deafness in one ear. That was super-shitty. Seems to be better now, though. Well, the eye is. I still can’t hear out of my left ear. Unless I’m listening for a high pitched ringing noise. I can hear that perfectly.

Other than that, the work week rolls on. And on. And on. Towards the weekend.

God I hope this weekend is a good one. I need to relax a bit. And stop worrying about things. Everything will be okay in the end. It will. It might be shit for a while, but it will all work out.

Dear Monday.


2010
03.15

Fuck off and DIE.

Sincerely,

d00bie max.

there’s a hole in your pocket.


2010
03.11

the future is broken. the present is no better. sars. aids. hepc. a host of diseases abbreviated to four letters. cure? no. not for another decade. pharmaceutical companies have too much to gain by your continued sickness. do your bit for the economy. spread it around. don’t stay in the sun. don’t smoke. don’t overdo your steak. don’t eat peanut butter. or burnt toast. don’t swallow your toothpaste. or your tap water. don’t eat. don’t drink. stay inside and asphyxiate, unless you want cancer. live on your phone. download your j-lo ring tones. escape the tedium of actual conversation by texting your friends, family and partner instead. RUCRZY4ME2?;-). diet your arse off. nobody wants you because of it. wear the clothes they say will make you unique and wonderful – everyone else is. tv. sitcoms. drama. soaps. news. documentaries. music. britney. christina. justin. american ‘culture’. drowning in it. arnie is governor. bush is president. who do you choose? an actor in politics or an acting politician? sit in your chair. watch your tv. listen to “today’s best music”. read your magazines. follow the rest of them. sit on the fence. justify your stupidity, ignorance, failures and naivety with your favourite actors character. ok on television = ok in life. live in that safety net. you are the young and the restless. you are the bold and the beautiful. you can have sex and the city. you can have your secret life. you can watch your life bleed slowly away without having to care one little bit. it’s already laid out for you.

go ahead and take it.

but do me a favour.

eat your peanut butter.

it’s back!


2010
03.10

Random rainbow.

Ahhh, I really need to learn to settle on a design, I think. But, it’s back up and running. Let’s see how long I can maintain my interest this time, eh?