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the future is broken. the present is no better. sars. aids. hepc. a host of diseases abbreviated to four letters. cure? no. not for another decade. pharmaceutical companies have too much to gain by your continued sickness. do your bit for the economy. spread it around. don’t stay in the sun. don’t smoke. don’t overdo your steak. don’t eat peanut butter. or burnt toast. don’t swallow your toothpaste. or your tap water. don’t eat. don’t drink. stay inside and asphyxiate, unless you want cancer. live on your phone. download your j-lo ring tones. escape the tedium of actual conversation by texting your friends, family and partner instead. RUCRZY4ME2?;-). diet your arse off. nobody wants you because of it. wear the clothes they say will make you unique and wonderful – everyone else is. tv. sitcoms. drama. soaps. news. documentaries. music. britney. christina. justin. american ‘culture’. drowning in it. arnie is governor. bush is president. who do you choose? an actor in politics or an acting politician? sit in your chair. watch your tv. listen to “today’s best music”. read your magazines. follow the rest of them. sit on the fence. justify your stupidity, ignorance, failures and naivety with your favourite actors character. ok on television = ok in life. live in that safety net. you are the young and the restless. you are the bold and the beautiful. you can have sex and the city. you can have your secret life. you can watch your life bleed slowly away without having to care one little bit. it’s already laid out for you.

eat your peanut butter.